I Hate SEO Spammers!

Wow it has been a long time since I have written a blog post. Its that god damn Twitter! Well you can always follow me their. (www.twitter.com/imnotadoctor)

I am in the SEO (search engine optimization) industry. So, I hate when I get contact spam from snake oil SEO sales people! They give us such a bad fucken name!

Check out this shit I just got:

Your Name BeckyJack
Email becky24011@gmail.com
Website http://www.google.com
Message Do you wish you could increase your online leads? Getting a GUARANTEED 1ST PAGE GOOGLE RANKING is easier and more cost-effective than you might think. We have helped a lot of businesses thrive in this market and we can help you! Simply hit reply andI’lIshare with you the cost and the benefits. See you at the top!In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and or phone number.

I bet alot of small business fall for this crap. Hell they Guarantee 1st page google ranking! Yea i can guarantee 1st page google rankings for irrelevant non competitive keywords like: “San Diego Ball Point Pen Maker” or “El Cajon Hooker with Blonde Hair and High Heels.”

So, small business owner don’t fall for this shit. If you ever get any offer that you are not sure of just contact me and I will throw my two cents in.

In closing, HEY “BeckyJack” go fuck off!

If you have experience this spam I encourage you to share your story with a comment or a blog post!

What The Hell Do I Want My Site To Rank For?

I have to do keywords analysis all the time and I ask myself all the time “What The Hell Do I Want This Site To Rank For?” Its just not that simple and you got to make sure you get it right the first time because most of you marketing will be revolved around your keywords.

This video from Ian Lurie explains where to start.

O Crap Speaking at My First Conference

Thats right folks Imnotadoctor will be making his conference debut Wednesday June 11th at San Diego Ad Club Interactive Marketing Day. I will be speaking on behalf of eVisibility the internet marketing company I work for. I will be speaking with Miguel Salcido aka Search-Junkie and my SEO mentor. We will be discussing “Advanced SEO Techniques“. We will be touching on nofollow tag use, how Google treats duplicate URLS, and tips for local optimization.

When I went to SMX Santa Clara I was disappointed because most of the panels I did not learn shit nor did the speakers share anything ground breaking. So, I have decided to share it all and not be stingy about tips. It should make for an entertaining session.

Now I am a bit nervous about speaking, but since Im so freaken passionate about SEO I think I will be ok.

Side note: For a little Friday fun - I will be doing this for all the laayyydaasss in the world!

Is it just me or does this guy look like Rand?