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Cloaking Search Engines - Spam Email - Time for a contract hit.
Posted on June 7th, 2007Check out this email I got about Cloaking software. I was laughing my ass off.
Outsmart Search Engines to Get More Hits
http://www.#########.com
Search Engine Cloaker is used by hundreds
of top-ranked Webmasters to i’ncrease their
search engine listings.How it works:
Cloaker tricks the search engine spiders
into thinking your site consists of thousands
of optimized pages, even if you only have a
very small site, or no site at all!What you get:
Traffic! With Cloaker, you can get more
listings, more quickly, and with better rankings
for targeted keywords.Easy to use:
Best of all, Cloaker is easy to install, totally
configurable, and fun to play with. You can use
it for all your sites, and it automatically keeps
itself up-to-date.Demo:
http://##########.com
I wish I could meet the guy sending these emails out to unexpecting and unexperienced website owners so I could slap him around a bit.
Maybe I should put a hit contract out form him like in Smokin Aces
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Do you use the “Phone Book” ?
Posted on April 9th, 2007I was driving into work this morning and heard a tacky radio commercial for the local “Phone Book”.
It when something like this:
I advertise in the Yellow Book and it has brought me 15% more business…..
My business is doing better than ever after advertising in the Yellow Book……
Advertising is like gas to car if you don’t advertise then you won’t make money…..
Then I thought to myself “When the hell was the last time I used the phone book to look up information?” I do not know when I used a phone book last.
Do you?
Personally, I throw my phone book out or throw it at my neighbor in an act of war!
It is only a matter of time before phone books are gone!
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Damn You Yahoo Panama
Posted on March 9th, 2007
Don’t worry I am still alive. I have just been slammed at work. Ok time to rant!Yahoo Panama you piss me off! I am not able to set a time of day schedule for my ads with you. That sucks big donkey balls. I do not want to advertise at 2 am in the damn morning with a limited budget. When I login every morning my account has hit it’s daily spending limit. I want to advertise mid day.
Here is Yahoo’s response:
There is not a way to set up your account so that your ads are displayed online during a certain period of time throughout the day. If you want to keep the ads online only at certain times, you can place the account online and offline manually by clicking on the Administration tab and then on ‘Edit’ under Account General Information.
You are able to set up the amount of days that you want to have a Campaign online for. You can do this by clicking on the Campaigns tab, then directly on the Campaign name. If you click on Campaign Settings, you will find the option for Campaign Budget and Schedule.
Please do not hesitate to contact us if we can be of any further assistance.
Damn you! I truly hope you integrate this feature in the future. For now I will spend most of my money with Google Adwords.
HAAA HAAA (Nelson from the Simpson’s)
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