• Sara Palin’s Russian Admirers

    Posted on October 24th, 2008
    imnotadoctor No comments

    Gotta love Sara Palin’s Russian Admirers!

  • Prawn - Guaranteed “Long Tail” Traffic

    Posted on October 22nd, 2008
    imnotadoctor 1 comment

    So I had to share an image one of my co-workers Dan “Black Magic” Redman sent to me.

    He always calls me “Prawn” because of my last name of “Peron” which is pronounced “Per Ron”.

    prawn

    Thanks Dan!

  • The Best Chuck Norris Quotes/ Jokes

    Posted on August 22nd, 2008
    imnotadoctor 103 comments

    Below is a list of what I think are the best Chuck Norris Quotes/ Jokes:

    • Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, shortly after they renamed them the Islands.
    • Chuck Norris once bones the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles.
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
    • Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
    • Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.
    • Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
    • Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
    • Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
    • Chuck Norris once defeated a laser beam in a the hundred-meter dash.
    • Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

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