Sara Palin’s Russian Admirers

Gotta love Sara Palin’s Russian Admirers!

Prawn - Guaranteed “Long Tail” Traffic

So I had to share an image one of my co-workers Dan “Black Magic” Redman sent to me.

He always calls me “Prawn” because of my last name of “Peron” which is pronounced “Per Ron”.

Thanks Dan!

The Best Chuck Norris Quotes/ Jokes

Below is a list of what I think are the best Chuck Norris Quotes/ Jokes:

• Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, shortly after they renamed them the Islands.
• Chuck Norris once bones the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
• Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
• Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.
• Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
• Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
• Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
• Chuck Norris once defeated a laser beam in a the hundred-meter dash.
• Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

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