Prawn - Guaranteed “Long Tail” Traffic

So I had to share an image one of my co-workers Dan “Black Magic” Redman sent to me.

He always calls me “Prawn” because of my last name of “Peron” which is pronounced “Per Ron”.

Thanks Dan!

The Best Chuck Norris Quotes/ Jokes

Below is a list of what I think are the best Chuck Norris Quotes/ Jokes:

• Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, shortly after they renamed them the Islands.
• Chuck Norris once bones the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
• Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
• Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.
• Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
• Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
• Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
• Chuck Norris once defeated a laser beam in a the hundred-meter dash.
• Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

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The Best 80’s and 90’s Karate Movies Ever

I was talking with a bunch of co-workers about classic 80’s and 90’s karate movie this morning and it inspired me to write this post. All the karate movies below kicked ass and wow their original trailers are freaken hilarious. I’m renting all these movies this weekend and running a karate movie marathon.

SideKicks

Director: Aaron Norris
Release Date: 9 April 1993 (USA)
Tagline: A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team…Until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight at his side.

Best Of The Best

Director: Robert Radler
Release Date: 10 November 1989 (USA)
Tagline: There’s a kind of inner strength you never know you have…until it’s ALL you have.

American Ninja

Director: Sam Firstenberg
Release Date: 30 August 1985 (USA)
Tagline: The Orient created the world’s deadliest art.Now there’s an American master!

Bloodsport

Director: Newt Arnold
Release Date: 26 February 1988 (USA)
Tagline: The secret contest where the world’s greatest warriors fight in a battle to the death.

Big Trouble in Little China Trailer

I know it’s not a true karate movie, but it rocks!

Director: John Carpenter
Release Date: 2 July 1986 (USA)
Tagline: Adventure doesn’t come any bigger!

Karate Kid

Director: John G. Avildsen
Release Date: 22 June 1984 (USA)
Tagline:Only the ‘Old One’ could teach him the secrets of the masters.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Director: Steve Barron
Release Date: 30 March 1990 (USA)
Tagline: Lean, Green And On The Screen.