I Hate SEO Spammers!

Wow it has been a long time since I have written a blog post. Its that god damn Twitter! Well you can always follow me their. (www.twitter.com/imnotadoctor)

I am in the SEO (search engine optimization) industry. So, I hate when I get contact spam from snake oil SEO sales people! They give us such a bad fucken name!

Check out this shit I just got:

Your Name BeckyJack
Email becky24011@gmail.com
Website http://www.google.com
Message Do you wish you could increase your online leads? Getting a GUARANTEED 1ST PAGE GOOGLE RANKING is easier and more cost-effective than you might think. We have helped a lot of businesses thrive in this market and we can help you! Simply hit reply andI’lIshare with you the cost and the benefits. See you at the top!In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and or phone number.

I bet alot of small business fall for this crap. Hell they Guarantee 1st page google ranking! Yea i can guarantee 1st page google rankings for irrelevant non competitive keywords like: “San Diego Ball Point Pen Maker” or “El Cajon Hooker with Blonde Hair and High Heels.”

So, small business owner don’t fall for this shit. If you ever get any offer that you are not sure of just contact me and I will throw my two cents in.

In closing, HEY “BeckyJack” go fuck off!

If you have experience this spam I encourage you to share your story with a comment or a blog post!