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A Great Example of a Facebook Ad .. What Sex Sells!
Posted on February 2nd, 2010At lunch time today I was cruising around my Facebook account denying people’s farmville requests and a noticed a classic Sex Sells type of Facebook ad.
Time to dissect this ad and why it is great!
1. The headline is extremely simple and relevant. “Attention” grabs my attention and “SEO” is a industry term that I know.

2. The advertisement copy creates a sense of urgency and a feeling that I better get this before anyone else does: “Limited to only 1 App Per City.” It also creates a feeling exclusivity because I am able “Lock out the others.”

3. The hot chick is looking at me! What it gets my attention. Eyeballs attract eyeballs! Here is a free tip: Increase your form fill conversion rate by placing an image near your form of people staring in that direction.

****Do not read any further if you can not handle adult language**** This means you Dan.
4. Back to the hot chick. What Im a guy. It looks like she is about to suck on a dick. Call me vulgar, but this image sends a huge sexual cue to men. I mean really what the fuck is she holding in her hand that look like a penis? Why is her mouth open and he tongue pressing against her cheek? Bottom line this send a sexual cue to me and some select females. Sex gets people’s attention!

Now you see these ads all over the internet and I know they work. So ladies and gentleman there is a reason why prostitution is worlds oldest profession cause it sells!
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I ran into Snoop Dog in Las Vegas!
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Ready for super bowl Vegas style!
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View from the Stratosphere Bar!
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Google Suggest - I Finally Made It!
Posted on January 28th, 2010This morning I was doing some vanity searches for my brand and name when I noticed I finally made Google suggest!


Now this is not that big of deal, but I found it funny that it only took about 5 years to happen! Now why did it happen? I have people been searching my brand more or my name? Possibly. Hell it could just have been triggered by my own vanity searches.
On a interesting note, “Steve Peron” did not show up in suggested. I mean legally I go by Stephen and not Steve.
Thanks Google for recognizing me! Wait … Google now knows about me .. they will be lerking in the shadows .. all my websites will drop in rankings … o no! (j/k) I think it is time to bust out the tin foil hats!

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Chihuahua dog fighting!
Posted on January 23rd, 2010Chihuahua dog fighting! Zero won!
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Brewing baby!
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LT Dance Video “The Electric Glide .. LT Slide” - GO Chargers
Posted on January 12th, 2010We are gonna kill the Jets this Sunday purely because of LT’s Dance Video “The Electric Glide .. LT Slide” - GO Chargers!
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Bottling my first home brew!
Posted on January 9th, 2010My first batch of home brew has been fermenting about 1 1/2 weeks. Alchol percentage of the pale ale is about 6.45%. To begin bottling I first had to sanitize the bottles. I basically just scrubbed and soaked.Then it was time to move the home brew from my primary tank to the bottling bucket that contained my priming sugar solution.
Filling up the bottles was very simple.
Then I justed had to cap them.
Was pretty simple took about 3 hrs cause I had to sanitize all the bottles. In two weeks I will have 26 22oz home pale ale brew.
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Home made Wort Chiller for only $40
Posted on January 7th, 2010For Xmas I got a killer home brew kit. However I did not get a wort chiller.
I ran down to Home Depot and got the following items all for under $40.So I got 1/4 copper tubing and I need attachments to fit it my garden hose. I talked to one of the home depot guys and we ended up getting 3 pieces that basically go to a 1/2 diameter to a garden hose. (15$)
1/4 copper tubing 20 feet (15$)
The copper tubing already comes spiraled so I streched and modified to my liking.
Final wort chiller product! Tied it off with some 1/2 plasitic tubing and hose clamps. ($10).
Overall it is not that pretty but it kicked ass! It dropped my 2.5 gallon wort from 210 degrees to 90 degress in less than 10 mins! Hope this helps! -
How To Make Money Online? It’s really not that hard!
Posted on November 2nd, 2009People are always wondering how to make money online. Well its not that hard… Just follow this equation!
Title Tags, Meta Desc, Links + Usability = Rankings + Targeted Traffic = $$$
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Lets Follow The Boob AVATAR SPAM Road (SFW)
Posted on October 23rd, 2009Check out this simple screen cast I did .. what BOOB Avatars rock!
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Social Media is Here to Stay Folks
Posted on August 19th, 2009Social Media is here to stay folks!
Don’t believe me? Watch this clever video from Socialnomics.
I ask you this: “Is social media a Fad? or is it the biggest shift since the industrial revolution?”
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Smart Domain Name Advertising by Puccho “Japanese Candy”
Posted on August 12th, 2009My co-worker of mine “OnlineSheriff” hooked my up with some Japanese candy from a company called “Puccho“.

While enjoying this tasty treat I notice their bright silver wrapper had their domain name on it.
Simple, but effective marketing. I do not know any other candy company that places their domain name on their wrapper. This simple piece of marketing got me to go their website and now I am considering even order some candy for my family.
Sometimes, its the small things that add up to big results.
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I Hate SEO Spammers!
Posted on July 31st, 2009Wow it has been a long time since I have written a blog post. Its that god damn Twitter! Well you can always follow me their. (www.twitter.com/imnotadoctor)
I am in the SEO (search engine optimization) industry. So, I hate when I get contact spam from snake oil SEO sales people! They give us such a bad fucken name!
Check out this shit I just got:
Your Name BeckyJack
Email becky24011@gmail.com
Website http://www.google.com
Message Do you wish you could increase your online leads? Getting a GUARANTEED 1ST PAGE GOOGLE RANKING is easier and more cost-effective than you might think. We have helped a lot of businesses thrive in this market and we can help you! Simply hit reply andI’lIshare with you the cost and the benefits. See you at the top!In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and or phone number.I bet alot of small business fall for this crap. Hell they Guarantee 1st page google ranking! Yea i can guarantee 1st page google rankings for irrelevant non competitive keywords like: “San Diego Ball Point Pen Maker” or “El Cajon Hooker with Blonde Hair and High Heels.”
So, small business owner don’t fall for this shit. If you ever get any offer that you are not sure of just contact me and I will throw my two cents in.
In closing, HEY “BeckyJack” go fuck off!
If you have experience this spam I encourage you to share your story with a comment or a blog post!
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The Internet is Still the Wild Wild West
Posted on May 7th, 2009Screw the FTC. They are trying to regulate what they do not know!
Reminds me of a scene from an old westernSherriff: Im the new sheriff in town!
Outlaw: There is no law here!
Sherriff: No listen here boy. Handover your guns and go on with your business.
Outlaw: Sure ..
“Outlaw proceeds to shoot the sheriff”

I just don’t get how the government is going to try to regulate something they have no idea about. Or try to apply traditional rules to a non-traditional marketing method.
At the end of the day, the government and Google are going to have to clearly define rules and regulations, but how can they do this without exposing their secret algorithm?
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Say Hello to Zero My New Medium Hair Chihuahua
Posted on April 20th, 2009Some of life’s best events are unplanned and you could say that about yesterday. Me and the fiance were doing your typical Sunday shopping for the house run when I got the bug to check out the pet store where we bought our current dog “Fiona”. Just to see nothing more. Well we fell in love that the rest is history.
So Say Hello to “Zero” My New Medium Hair Chihuahua!





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Say Hello to Twittfish - My New Pet Beta Fish
Posted on March 2nd, 2009So, I want to introduce you all to my new pet beta fish called “Twittfish“. (Please follow her on twitter)
She lives on my desk at work.
She is in training to become the world greatest beta fish fighter.
Below is her intro music! DWaaaaah!
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Google Street View Car Sighting!
Posted on February 17th, 2009Last Friday I was on my way home from work driving on the I-5 Southbound and I saw a Google Street View Car.
At first I was bit shocked and excited to get this close to something owned by Google. (What Google is the all mighty and mysterious in my line of work) Quickly I did the smartest thing I could think of! I whipped out my shitty Motorola Q and started taking pictures at 65 MPH.
Sorry for the crappy quality of the photos, but check out my pictures of the Google Street View Car:


Picture of the bitchen camera on top
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Killer Ocean Beach Sunset
Posted on January 14th, 2009Check out this photo my friend snapped of all of us during an Ocean Beach Sunset.
Gotta love the silhouettes.

























