Check out this email I got about Cloaking software. I was laughing my ass off.
Outsmart Search Engines to Get More Hits
http://www.#########.com
Search Engine Cloaker is used by hundreds
of top-ranked Webmasters to i’ncrease their
search engine listings.
How it works:
Cloaker tricks the search engine spiders
into thinking your site consists of thousands
of optimized pages, even if you only have a
very small site, or no site at all!
What you get:
Traffic! With Cloaker, you can get more
listings, more quickly, and with better rankings
for targeted keywords.
Easy to use:
Best of all, Cloaker is easy to install, totally
configurable, and fun to play with. You can use
it for all your sites, and it automatically keeps
itself up-to-date.
Demo:
http://##########.com
I wish I could meet the guy sending these emails out to unexpecting and unexperienced website owners so I could slap him around a bit.
Maybe I should put a hit contract out form him like in Smokin Aces
July 8th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
[...] However, I’d like to commend them for writing me these excellent, highly professional emails. They’re clearly way ahead of the rest of the industry’s best practices for email and have no need to pay attention to other SEOs’ inferior ideas. Besides which, SEO is about the individual’s power, not about the network. So more power to you for writing such great email pitches for your SEO system, RankRanker! [...]