Inspired by Valentines Days (the day made up by Hallmark) I set out on quest to find out what search engines know about love? I mean everyone relies on search engines for answers so lets see what happens.

Google:

Google seems to get straight to the point. “His love for his work”. Damn Google take a break and love a real person. Please note that Google does not mention anything about loving a women.

DogPile:

Dogpile feels the need to quote love and feels that you could find it on your cell phone. How odd love on a phone… o yea that is called phone sex and it is expensive!

Yahoo:

Yahoo suggest that love is more complicated and has to involve lyrics, real, or true. They also offer that they can predict the name of your true love. How much would that suck if my true love name was “Brittney Spears”. At least I would not have to buy her underwear.

Ask:

Ask thinks that in order to understand what love is you need to understand it origin. Damn that is smart! But for $.99/min you can have a World Renowned Psychic tell you.

You might be wondering why I did not include Bill Gates idea of love. (aka live.com) It is because any women interested in Bill Gates is in for his money not love. Sorry Bill!