Screw the FTC. They are trying to regulate what they do not know!

Reminds me of a scene from an old western

Sherriff: Im the new sheriff in town!

Outlaw: There is no law here!

Sherriff: No listen here boy. Handover your guns and go on with your business.

Outlaw: Sure ..

“Outlaw proceeds to shoot the sheriff”

I just don’t get how the government is going to try to regulate something they have no idea about. Or try to apply traditional rules to a non-traditional marketing method.

At the end of the day, the government and Google are going to have to clearly define rules and regulations, but how can they do this without exposing their secret algorithm?

Some of life’s best events are unplanned and you could say that about yesterday. Me and the fiance were doing your typical Sunday shopping for the house run when I got the bug to check out the pet store where we bought our current dog “Fiona”. Just to see nothing more. Well we fell in love that the rest is history.

So Say Hello to “Zero” My New Medium Hair Chihuahua!

So, I want to introduce you all to my new pet beta fish called “Twittfish“. (Please follow her on twitter)

She lives on my desk at work.

She is in training to become the world greatest beta fish fighter.

Below is her intro music! DWaaaaah!

Last Friday I was on my way home from work driving on the I-5 Southbound and I saw a Google Street View Car.

At first I was bit shocked and excited to get this close to something owned by Google. (What Google is the all mighty and mysterious in my line of work) Quickly I did the smartest thing I could think of! I whipped out my shitty Motorola Q and started taking pictures at 65 MPH.

Sorry for the crappy quality of the photos, but check out my pictures of the Google Street View Car:

Picture of the bitchen camera on top

Check out this photo my friend snapped of all of us during an Ocean Beach Sunset.

Gotta love the silhouettes.

My fiance told me this yesterday “Ladies Don’t Hate The Gamer Hate the Game!”

This is my third year in review post (read 2006, 2007). Sorry it is a bit late, just been distracted with side work and not that motivated.

So What Happened this year:

• Still working at eVisibility as the head of Search Engine Optimization. We got pretty large during the year, but since then have shrunk down a bit due to the lovely economy we have now.
• My SEO skills are pretty wicked sick now. If you want to see the highlights of what I read every week check out my “The Weekly Insider“.
• Started a network of sites with the hope to create a killer ad network. The site included “Kim Kardashian Photos“, Sara Palin Photos“, and more … do not want to list them all at this time.
• Helped my bro and optimized his fire department website.
• O yea I got engaged! Now I just have to plan the wedding!
• Started to embrace my Hot Sauce Addiction
• Started to play War Hammer Online
• For the last year I have played basketball twice a week and I am getting pretty good. Hell I am in the best shape I have been in a long time. I ran 3.5 miles the other day like it was nothing.
• Went to New Orleans! I miss it soooo much.
• I probably went to Las Vegas a few times.
• Started to invest in my future retirement.

Over all this year has kicked ass!

Want I need to do this year:

• Plan my wedding and get married!
• Build more websites
• Help eVisibility grow and sustain
• Continue to work out
• O yea budget!

Ight well the Doc is out … See next year Steve!

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For all of my followers you have to check out my new site I created called “Hot Sauce Addict“!

I love hot sauce so I figured I would make a video blog about my addiction to it.

So enjoy!

The last couple of weeks have been nuts!

All i got to say is:

The Dude Will Abide

Side note: Happy Turkey Week!

Its has been one week since I have come back from my amazing trip to New Orleans and now that I am caught up with my work I wanted to let everyone know about the trip.

Unfortunately I do not have my pictures uploaded yet, but once I do I will update the post.

Thursday

I arrived Thursday afternoon and went straight to my hotel “The Country Inn and Suites” to meet my fiance who was their since Sunday for a Starbucks Convention. The hotel was pretty nice. Rooms where clean, staff was nice, and location rocked (walking distance to everything). It did the job!

After check in my fiance insisted we go straight to Mother’s for a bite to eat. Holy crap their food is amazing.

They have some much to offer, but I enjoyed their “Poy - Bo” with “Debris”. Its basically a sub sandwich with amazing freshly cooked meats smothered in the bits of roast beef that had fallen into the gravy.

For a snack we got a muffuletta sandwich. So good.

That night we hit the town and went down Bourbon Street where we found a coolest dive bar called “Swamp Shot”. This place specialized in ice cold shots in shot glasses made out of ice. After you are done taking your shot you have to throw your shot glass against the wall or floor. Wow it was an amazing stress releaver!

Friday (Halloween)

Woke up waaaay late and went to Cafe Du Monde home of fluffy donuts coverd in powered sugar called Beignets!

That night we got all dressed up and painted the town with blood! My fiance went as dead little red ridding hood and I went as a modern werewolf. We looked scary as shit. It was a blast scaring people. I saw some of the most ridiculous Halloween costumes in my life on Bourbon Street.

I recommend that everyone go to New Orleans for Halloween at least once in their life time.

Saturday

That night we went out to dinner at Mulate’s and ate the following:

• Frog Legs
• Grilled Alligator
• Fried Oysters
• Fried Catfish
• Stuff Mushrooms
• Fried Craw fish
• Fried Crab Legs
• The world’s greatest Bread Pudding covered in a butterscotch rum sauce!

As you can tell it was amazing.

Then later that night we took a Vampire Tour which was creepy as hell! After that tour I am convinced that vampire do exists.

Sunday

Did nothing much! Walked around a bit. New Orleans was starting to catch up to us.

Monday

Flew home!

Overall, the trip was just amazing and plan on going back soon. One of the most disheartening part of the whole trip was seeing how fucked up New Orleans still is 3 years after Katrina. You could tell moral was down, business were still shut down or just starting to rebuild. Yea the tourism was back, but even as a first time visitor you could tell something was missing.

Gotta love Sara Palin’s Russian Admirers!

So I had to share an image one of my co-workers Dan “Black Magic” Redman sent to me.

He always calls me “Prawn” because of my last name of “Peron” which is pronounced “Per Ron”.

Thanks Dan!

Happy Friday!

interior crocodile alligator I Drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater!

On a personal note ….. Last night I got engaged to my girlfriend of 5 years.

I was twittering before and after the event.

I am no longer Frodo!

I hate Page Rank, but there is a update going on right now!

I use this tool to get notified via email when a PR update happens.

Page Rank Update Alert by Email Service!

Hope your weekend is going well.

Im not really into politics, but Sarah Palin cracks me up. She reminds me of crazy midwest women that drink beer and shoot deer. Well found this funny ass site that post photos of Sarah Palin.

It looks pretty new, but I have RSS the site because its a classic already!

Check it out!

One of my favorite days of the year! Happy Talk Like a Pirate day!

I have to do keywords analysis all the time and I ask myself all the time “What The Hell Do I Want This Site To Rank For?” Its just not that simple and you got to make sure you get it right the first time because most of you marketing will be revolved around your keywords.

This video from Ian Lurie explains where to start.

Yoda gets drunk and calls his ex…

Thanks Searchbuzz!

Below is a list of what I think are the best Chuck Norris Quotes:

• Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, shortly after they renamed them the Islands.
• Chuck Norris once bones the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
• Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
• Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.
• Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
• Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
• Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
• Chuck Norris once defeated a laser beam in a the hundred-meter dash.
• Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

I pulled all these quotes from “The Truth About Chuck Norris” by Ian Spector.

I came up with this one:

Chuck Norris once beat Usain Bolt in a hundred-meter dash and didn’t even break a sweat.